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Dale Penkin on hanging out on campus.

Dark Secrets of Stan State

Katelyn Hawthorne and Veronica Sexton April 1, 2023

Unbeknownst to its students, CSU Stanislaus has some secrets that involve some of the largest figures in the campus community. There are rumors that these groups have been attempting to listen in on...

Comedians Ashley Monique, James Mwaura, and Jalisa Robinson. 

Live at the Grill: Comedic Relief

Odalis Cortes Campos November 2, 2022

There is a saying that laughter is the best medicine. What better way to destress and wind down than by attending a comedy show - even better if it's at Stanislaus State. The Warrior Grill...

Picture of a textbook. May 5th, 2021. (Signal Photo/ Izzi Bechere).

Unconventional Methods to Get Past Finals

Isabella Bechere May 16, 2021

In brief moments occupied by students and educators alike, some insight on study practices and pretest preparations were compiled. For the sake of all students currently watching their finals breach the...

Politicizing Beyonce course being offered next semester. (Graphic by Angela Gonzalez)

Politicizing Beyoncé Course Available Fall 2021

Angela Gonzalez March 29, 2021

With finals slowly approaching, Stan State is joining the very few universities across the nation to have allocated funds to study and analyze Beyoncé’s music, career and much...

April Fool's Day Graphic created by Samantha Tonarelli. March 31st, 2021. 

April Fools Prank Ideas

Yoselin Bustos March 24, 2021

As April Fools’ is approaching you can start mentally preparing yourself to be fooled, or maybe this year, you can take matters into your own hands and become the prankster. Below is a list of April...

Screenshot of White House's coronavirus press briefing on 4/24.

White House Tie Rankings (Week of 4/20)

Christopher Correa April 28, 2020

Welcome to another week of White House tie rankings! After last week's dud of a collective performance by our participants, I am happy to announce that the week of 4/20 was lit. It's safe to assume that...

Screenshot of White House's coronavirus press briefing on 4/17.

White House Tie Rankings (Week of 4/13)

Christopher Correa April 21, 2020

Another week of daily White House press briefings has come and gone, but the tie competition remains alive and well. Although this week's participants really battled it out for the second consecutive week,...

Screenshot of White House's coronavirus press briefing on 4/7.

White House Tie Rankings (Week of 4/6)

Christopher Correa April 14, 2020

If you didn't know, the White House has been holding daily press briefings with President Donald Trump and members of the coronavirus task force. If you also didn't know, I am the man behind the Signal's...

As we transition into online classes, our professors will be needing our support more than ever. (Photo courtesy of William Iven from Pixabay)

Professors Journey into Uncharted Territory

Kerry Young March 18, 2020

It’s happened. The day has finally come when the very same professors who, time after time, have struggled to locate the volume button, wondered at the novelty of touch screen, and refused to close...

Castor oil is thought to promote hair growth. (Signal photo/ Kerry Young)

Quarantine Queens

Kerry Young March 16, 2020

As our contact with the outside world slowly dwindles away, you may be thinking, "How am I going to survive months of social isolation? How am I going to live a life without parties of over 50 people?...

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