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Sonar, late for their own surprise birthday party.

Hey Sonar: The struggle is scheduled

Sonar April 24, 2026

Hey Sonar! I have a problem with chronic lateness or being non-committal about even showing up to something. I sometimes will just bail at the last minute. I know this is rude and irresponsible....

Lechuza (Sophomore, Political Science) tests Sonar's patience on the morning of final exams.

Hey Sonar: Sauce on the floor, sanity on the line

Sonar February 13, 2026

Hey Sonar: My roommate is a total gross pig! They spill Cane’s sauce on the floor without cleaning it up. They refuse to put their dirty clothes in the hamper I bought them for Christmas. When they...

Sonar's postcard from last year's ice rink.

Hey Sonar: Let’s sleigh this holiday season

Sonar December 19, 2025

Hey Sonar: After the stress of FINALS I am looking to have some holiday fun. What can I do with my BFFs and family leading up to Christmas? — Signed, Sugar Plums Hey SP! I am SOOOOO glad you...

Sonar, caught in the crossfire of "kitchen-table" politics.

Hey Sonar: Pass the pie, not the politics

Sonar November 21, 2025

Hey Sonar: I am dreading spending time with my family this holiday season. My parents have invited my aunt from Idaho. She’s team Trump and has no reservations about parroting her views. I’m imagining...

Sonar delights a post-picnic nap with their partners.

Hey Sonar: Curious about polyamory?

Sonar October 29, 2025

Hey Sonar: I am curious about polyamory. I have a mono boyfriend, but I am craving other different relationships on the side. How do I approach this subject with my boyfriend? — Signed, Poly-Curious Hey...

Hey Sonar: Advice for the Quacked and Confused

Hey Sonar: Advice for the Quacked and Confused

Sonar October 16, 2025

HEY SONAR: I don’t like the way the geese have been eyeballing me lately. What should I do in case of a goose attack? — Signed, Duck, Duck, Goosed HEY DDG! I hear ya…Geese are a territorial...

Jyoti Dhanota, founder of Punjabi Andaaz, signs off.Illustration by Simarjit Kaur and Photo courtesy of Jyoti Dhanota. 

Punjabi Andaaz: Jyoti signs off

December 13, 2017

The time has come for me to sign off from Punjabi Andaaz.  Punjabi Andaaz to me was a way I can get people to learn about my culture. I wanted to do this in a fun and interesting way. I will be honest...

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